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Krawl are Evil
When You're Evil – Voltaire parody

Jado: When the Master is too busy
     And deaths a bit too much
     They call we, by name you see,
     For our special touch.
Maja: To the Gentlemen we're Misfortune
     To the Ladies we're Surprise
Gelberous: But call us by any name
     Anyway it's all the same

Jado: I'm the thorn in your side
     I'm the pebble in your shoe
Gelberous: I'm the smoke from your cigar
     I'm a burn on every chef
Gronos: I'm the peel on which you slip
     I'm a pin in every hip
Maja: I'm the pain in your spine
     Makes you wriggle and writhe

Krux: And it's so easy when you're evil
Jado: This is the life, you see
     The Master tips his hat to me
Maja: We do it all because we're evil
     And we do it all for free
Krux: Your tears are all the pay we'll ever need!

Gronos: While there's planets to devour
Gelberous: While there's quasars to make sour
Jado: While there's pickings left to pick
Maja: While there's humans left to trip
     down the stairs, we'll be there, we'll be waiting 'round the corner
     It's a game, I'm glad I'm in it
     'Cause there's ten born every minute

Krux: And it's so easy when you're evil
Maja: This is the life, you see
     The Master tips his hat to me
Jado: We do it all because we're evil
     And we do it all for free
Krux: Your tears are all the pay we'll ever need

Jado: I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
     and I promise on my damned soul
     To do as I am told, Lord Krux
     Has never seen a soldier quite like me
     Not only does his job, but does it happily.

Jado: I'm the fear that keeps you wake
     I'm the shadows on the wall
Maja: I'm the monsters they become
     I'm the nightmare in your skull

Maja: I'm a dagger in your head
     And the demon in your bed
Jado: I'm the dark void in your heart
     A stabbing pain, a sudden start.

Krux: And it's so easy when you're evil
High Krawl: This is the life, you see
     The Master tips his hat to we
Krux: I do it all because I'm evil
Jado: And I do it all for free
     Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Maja: And I do it all for free
     Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Krux: And I do it all for free
     Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

Krux: It gets so lonely being evil
     What I'd do to see a smile
     Even for a little while
     And no one loves you when you're evil
     I'm lying though my teeth!
Krux, Jado, and Maja: Your tears are all the company we need
:icontigrisisa:
This song appeared to me as just the kind of thing the high krawl and Krux would sing on karaoke night.

This is Isaarf's work

I don't own Spectrobes or any of Voltaire's songs
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:iconzemthyri:
i meant the monochrome guy in the comments was murdered. Did you see the *shot*
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*TigrisISA Aug 24, 2011  Student General Artist
oh... I get it. lol?
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:iconzemthyri:
yes, they would sing that on karaoke night. And a few of the figments of my imagination would join in
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*TigrisISA Aug 24, 2011  Student General Artist
you must have a dark imagination
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:iconzemthyri:
by the way, i think the monochrome guy was murdered
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*TigrisISA Aug 23, 2011  Student General Artist
I'm pretty sure they all die at least once, but krawl, especially Jado, have the annoying ability to reincarnate.
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:iconzemthyri:
if they didn't keep coming back for more, they wouldn't be krawl
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*TigrisISA Aug 24, 2011  Student General Artist
How do you figure that?
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:iconzemthyri:
this is an interesting parody
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*TigrisISA Aug 23, 2011  Student General Artist
thanks
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